Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And
now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Reply:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck, Tech Support
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